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"____-san, which one can I take back?" Kiku asked
"I want to keep Americat" I said and petted him.
"As you wish" Kiku took Iggycat into his arms and went out. Americat jumped onto my laps and curled into a fluffy ball. I stroked his ear as he purred loudly.

In next few days I learnt lot of things about my new pet. Few times I saw him saving birds from other cats or eating my mcdonald’s take outs or watching superhero movies and listening country music. Just like his name, he was all american!
"Americat! Snack time!" I jumped onto my couch with bawl of chips and bottle of cola in my hands. The cat ran out of my bedroom and jumped on my laps. I turned on a TV and we both watched some comedy movie.
Next day was my cleaning day. Spring was coming so I decided to clean up my messy flat. I turned on my music player and started to clean. As you can imagine, not long time later I started to dance and sing loudly. Also I didn’t have a favourite type of music so I could hear some rock music or rap music or simple pop.
“Show me how to lie, you’re getting better all the time and turning all against the one is an art that’s hard to teach[1]” I sang while I was wiping a dust off of your furniture. I heard a meowing from a table and looked at my cat.
“What? You don’t like it?” I asked and petted his head, he cocked his head to the side.
“Okay… let’s see” I checked my music player and played on of the best ‘moves like jagger’ covers[2].
“Is it nice?” I smiled and Americat nodded. I went back to cleaning my furniture. It took the time of three songs. Next I should clean the kitchen.
“California girls, we're unforgettable Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top, sun-kissed skin so hot will melt your popsicle. [3]“ I putted all my dry dishes into cupboards and started doing rest of dirty dishes. The cat jumped onto a counter and watched me.
“Huh? Do you think I do look like a real California Girl?”
The cat shook his head as a no and I laughed.
“I wonder how you know how California Girl looks like” I petted him again. When kitchen was all clean and nice I walked into my bathroom, cat, of course, followed me.
“Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground where an old man of Aran goes around and around[4]” I continued cleaning. I got this feeling he was watching me carefully. Little creepy but I kept going. Next I grabbed vacuum cleaner and cleaned whole floor “Would you go with me if we rode the clouds together, could you not look down forever, If you were lighter than a feather. Oh, and if I set you free, would you go with me?[5]”
In the corner of my eyes I saw Americat… dancing? Probably he was dancing in a middle of living room. I giggled as he bounced on his paws and his tail waving back and forth. Yeah… power of country music.
Finally my work was over. I lay on the perfect clean floor. Americat trotted to me and sat in opposite me.
“Done! We can relax now” I smiled and he meowed. “We should watch some movie or something, shouldn’t we?”
He meowed again and rubbed his head on my stomach. I took him into my arms and hugged him. His eyes brighten up and he started licking my face all over. After that he pressed his head at my lips. I chuckled a little and kissed him on his head and his little nose.
“You like to cuddle, huh?” I rubbed back of his ear as he purred. “Come on, it’s time for dinner”
Rest of the day we spent on watching TV and cuddling. I was so happy it was weekend and I didn’t have to go work the next day. I was exhausted! I don’t know when I fell asleep with Americat rested on my chest.

Next day I woke up because of the weight on me. I opened my eyes and saw a guy on me.
“What the-… ?” I shouted which woke up the person
“Huh…? ____!” it was Alfred. He grinned and kissed my lightly on the lips.
“Al?! What are you doing here?” I shouted again
“Oh, that!” he sat up and helped me sat as well “I was the cat… I got changed last night. I don’t know how that happened. One day me and Eyebrow changed into cats and ta-da!” he laughed and hugged me
“Yeah, and know I need to thank you of taking care of us. I love you, ___, so, so much!”
I blushed madly. He what? What did he said!?
“I know it’s all sudden but… I really love you”
“I love you too” I hugged him back. It was nice… since his stomach rumbled.
“Can we go to mcdonald’s?” he asked
I just sighed and nodded.

Later that day, when we went back home from dinner we found out my flat was all messy… and robbed!
“What the hell!” I yelled “I spent all day at cleaning!”
“Someone might be in here” Alfred putted his hand on my shoulder “Stay here and I will check out”
When he walked into my bedroom I turned around, wanting to close front doors but I felt someone behind me and before I’d react someone putted a hand over my mouth.
“Be quiet” someone hissed into my ear. It was a male for sure. What else I would do in such a situation? I stepped on his foot as hard as I could then break free.
“You slut!” he wanted to punch me but…
“Don’t call my girlfriend a slut, you son of a bitch!”
After that sentence the burglar got punched by a baseball bat. He passed out on the floor.
“____, call a police”

“I should kill the guy right away” I growled when the next day I looked at my flat. Everything was in a mess. Alfred laughed and wrapped his arms around me from behind.
“Don’t worry, babe~” he kissed my cheek “this time I can help you”
“Yeah… “ I smiled slightly “But still… I should kill him”
“C’mon, you should stop thinking about him and think a little about me” he turned me around and kissed me which I gladly returned.
“Now, let’s start!” he nuzzled my neck and pulled away.
“Yep… “ I grabbed paper towels and some chemicals “we should sing as well… it will speed up cleaning”
“Uh-hum…” he took the tools from my hands and waited for me to turn on my player
“May not be able to fly but i'll take you on adventures may not move at the speed of light but if you need me, I'll be there. Ah ooooh! Save the day when you start to loose hope. Ah ooooh! I'll never be a superhero~![6]” we sang along.
Third part is done. It’s going to be one more, special episode so keep an eye on it.
I just turned on my player and used the songs I heard.
List of songs I used:
[1] The Offspring – You’re gonna go far, Kid
[2] Sabrina – Moves like jagger
[3] Katy Perry – California Gurls
[4] Gigi D’Agostino – The Riddle
[5] Josh Turner – Whould you go with me?
[6] Luke Conard & Landon Austin – Superhero
Check out the songs, they’re all awesome! (especially the last one, it’s my new favourite)

Intro: [link]
England's ending: [link]
America's ending: Here~
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GamerGirl62 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're gonna go far kid!!!
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Did anyone imagine a Giant baseball bat with legs and arms punch the robber? Cause I did...
Oh. Uh..
GO 'MURICA!! PUNCH THAT CREEP!! *high fives random people in the comment section*
Mow-face Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The first song: Awesome My reaction: OMG SQUEE BEST SONG EVAH XD
Wolfy7980 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
I love your gonna go far kid. Best. Song. Ever.  (Besides holiday by green day)
Patchwolf24 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Omg I love Luke Conard. God I listened to his songs in a while. You should check out Alex goot.
WiraLin Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
I know Alex Goot, I love his songs :)
SnowyIceCrystal248 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my god XD i love country music. I'm from the south so it would make sense hah.. I'm anna by the way ^u^ hope we can be friends, and josh turner is my fav artist(the one that sings song # 5 aka would you go with me).
MidnaPlayer Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol punched by a baseball bat
btt-prussia Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
I love the song your gonna go far kid
lovekitsunenaru Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my hero lol lover ya america
texasterror666 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Student General Artist
I love all those songs i was singing your gonna go far kid wjile i was readong this

(Cute story by the way!)
shadowlink247 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Student Interface Designer
jegus i was listening to the song superhero while reading this cuz i didnt know what the song was and when i started to read the lyrics the singers started to sing it lol
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
The same thing happened to me but i was listening to the song would you go with me by josh turner XD a country singer hehehe
inocentHorror Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I would get creeped out if I woke to a guy literally sleeping on me. Lol this was awesome!!
transformicerawks11 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Then my face would be covered in drool because it's America.
inocentHorror Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
KonekoCat Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
aaawww that's so cute....but I think I would be a little creeped out if I woke up to find some guy sleeping on me.....literally sleeping on me....weird :iconsupertighthugplz: But it's still cute
LunaHarborsSecrets Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
That's happened to me three times this week. My Danish friend is visiting and feels the need to sneak into my room in the middle of the night to cuddle while I'm sleeping.-.-' I don't see why he doesn't just ask...
KonekoCat Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
ohmahgawd XDD well I gues he's just really lonely at night and feels the needtocuddle someone being you, I dunno maybe he just likes to annoy you. *epicshruglikeaboss*
LunaHarborsSecrets Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
He's just an adorable jackass.
KonekoCat Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013

 ah~ that makes so much sense~

ohmahgerd your icon is

Hideyoshi  from baka to test :iconsuperderpplz:
LunaHarborsSecrets Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
My gender is hideyoshi. (I was dared to say his every time someone recognizes my icon)
KonekoCat Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
ohmahgerd XDD that's the best kind of gender!!
LunaHarborsSecrets Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
Yes.yes it is.
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Amar8910 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wouldn't mind if it was Alfred though.... xD
KonekoCat Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
hahaha right! :iconfuckyeahamericaplz:
AmericasGF24960 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
Love the ending~! I would defiantly react the same way if someone robbed me too..... -_-
Konakona321 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I was actually Listening to a completely Different songs, at the moment I was listening to La Tortura in spanish
RussiaObssessive Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
furchild1204 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Show me how to lie, you’re getting better all the time and turning all against the one is an art that’s hard to teach."

Me: THE OFFSPRING! -finds song on YouTube- "now dance, fucker, dance, he never had a chance, and no-one even knew it was really only you!" I freakin' love that song! :iconsuperw00tplz:
JumpyCherryCelery Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Woo! :iconsuperw00tplz:
Chai-turtle Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
“California girls, we're unforgettable Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top, sun-kissed skin so hot will melt your popsicle. [3]“ I putted all my dry dishes into cupboards and started doing rest of dirty dishes. The cat jumped onto a counter and watched me.
“Huh? Do you think I do look like a real California Girl?”
The cat shook his head as a no and I laughed.

well thanks for the self esteem Americat... :iconorzplz:
nice story though. loved both ending... it's to hard to chose...
CrazziFanficGurl Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i read them all uh i cant deside.... england :iconbrohugplz:
DreamingHetalia101 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist a baseball bat????
Must be fanfiction logic...:iconorzplz:
animelover-8 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dafuq but I will not question
Blossemfall Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
Punched by a baseball bat??? And good story.
xXArtimisXx Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Student General Artist
Omg awesomeness!!!
FarDreamr Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my gosh you're gonna go far kid is one of my favorite songs!!
WiraLin Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
Mine too xD
FarDreamr Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
unicorns486 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
If America changed back... I wonder how Japan is doing O.O
WiraLin Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
Japan? Oh, don't worry. America'd forget about it... or thank him :)
unicorns486 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
Okay... most likely forget lol
Warriornightstep Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
that's my house....

I will hun you down. I will find you, and I will kill you >8(
vocaloidanimefan Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
so cute!!! lol Don't F*** With my house!!!
GarryIbMary Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Holy Crap! The Offspring! Thank you so much for putting that song in this fanfiction! My life is now complete!
Blueflu11 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
YES!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR KID XD 'show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time, turning all against one is an art that is hard to teach~ another clever word sets off an unsuspecting heard, and as you step back into line they all jump to their feet~ now dance,fu$&#*, dance! He never had a chance! And no one even knew it was really only you~ and now you steal the way~ take them out to day, nice work you did! You're gonna go far kid! XD sorry I just had to~ :)
Hetalia-Spain Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
KayleeRea Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Loved the first song XD The Offspring is awesome.
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